tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47477131993847268582024-03-13T12:17:45.204-07:00ULC Inspirational QuotesInspirational Quotes from the Universal Life Church Seminary, ULC kind words and other stories from the Universal Life Church.Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-86192478756067875542015-07-04T16:40:00.000-07:002015-07-04T16:40:00.725-07:00Kind Words from Elisha<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<span id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_5163">This
is so true and encouraging: "Looking for, finding and validating the
good in others feels better than you can imagine." I didn't think it was
right while I was doing it. I was just contemplating giving up on it
when I saw your mail--- usually, I go for Amy's mail first once I sight
it in my inbox! Christ, Rev Amy you are creative, insightful and
psychologically sound. You may not know how much I am always encouraged
each time I read mails from you. I am always reading one and waiting
expectantly for another.</span><br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<div dir="ltr" id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_9911">
<br /><span id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_5163"></span></div>
<div dir="ltr" id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_9912">
<span id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_5163">Keep
the good work you are doing. That I do not reply to them doesn't mean
that the mails do not make sense. Every bit of your mails to me
addresses (on point) the need of the moment and spurs me up to keep
doing that which is right! </span></div>
<div dir="ltr" id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_9913">
<br /></div>
<div dir="ltr" id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_10236">
<span id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_5163">Your
complimentary close is usually epigrammatic and sometimes it provokes
either a grin or outright laughter which puts me at ease and in a
lighter mood. I love every bit of your mails. Thank you for being there
for me. May God continue to bless you and make you a blessing to our
generation and posterity.</span></div>
<div dir="ltr" id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_11724">
<br /><span id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_5163"></span></div>
<div dir="ltr" id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_11888">
<span id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_5163">Monster Hugs,</span></div>
<div dir="ltr" id="yui_3_16_0_1_1425679195037_62427">
<span id="yiv6283925627yui_3_16_0_1_1424621841150_5163">Elisha.</span></div>
</div>
Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-89897847581447289942015-01-14T13:21:00.000-08:002015-03-07T12:17:23.334-08:00ULC Chaplaincy Studies - Rev. Patricia<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;">Hello Amy, I just had to share with you my experience. </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">My brother came to see me from Arizona, and he has studied the bible for some time and been active with his church. He came to see my Mom who I've been caring for, and we started to talk and I shared some reading I've been doing in my studies.</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;">All of a sudden he said "you've changed, you look really good, I can see it in your eyes, you have the Mark I can see it." </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">I was so shocked and complimented. At once it became clear what he was talking about and what Pastor Dan was speaking about in Lesson 2.</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;">My brother was very excited and we had a great discussion which I believe has strengthened our relationship. I finally understand about the Divine Mark, and I do feel truly blessed.</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;">Sincerely,</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;">Rev Patricia</span></div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-73984798583753806962012-12-09T12:04:00.000-08:002013-02-19T17:01:45.658-08:00Being Capable <div style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"> </span></b><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: black;">"There isn't a person </span><span style="color: black;">who isn't capable of doing </span><span style="color: black;">more than he thinks he can."</span></span><br style="color: black;" /> </span> <span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"> - Henry Ford </span></div>
<div style="color: black; text-align: left;">
<br />
<br /></div>
<div style="color: black; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"> </span></div>
Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-41445559877426264382012-10-31T12:55:00.000-07:002013-02-19T17:02:07.896-08:00Chaplaincy Program review by Rev. Potter<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
That is indeed welcome news! I hope to someday be a proud representative of the ULC in a professional capacity. Opening my own church doesn't appeal to me. God has other plans for me, and I believe that they include being a chaplain. Again, thank you for all that you've does for us. </div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
Respectively,</div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
Rev. Ira Potter</div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-51422969760262645222012-06-24T06:57:00.000-07:002013-02-19T17:02:42.640-08:00Spiritual Counseling<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;">Thank you Amy.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;">You may not realize how timely this was.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;">I hope to continue studies as time and funds permit.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">I do appreciate all of your emails. I feel fortunate to be included. </span></div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: small;">Star</span></div>
Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-79456234549401166322012-06-19T16:20:00.000-07:002013-04-10T16:21:01.926-07:00Pictures by Rev. Willacker<div style="text-align: center;">
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O9yL6zj8X-o/UWXy6_pgIHI/AAAAAAAAAKE/tXJY9yoi90o/s1600/IMG_0629_edited-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O9yL6zj8X-o/UWXy6_pgIHI/AAAAAAAAAKE/tXJY9yoi90o/s320/IMG_0629_edited-1.jpg" width="240" /></a></div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I38orYfEvnU/UWXy-duXxdI/AAAAAAAAAKM/Wrd31XWAgIo/s1600/IMG_0635_edited-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I38orYfEvnU/UWXy-duXxdI/AAAAAAAAAKM/Wrd31XWAgIo/s320/IMG_0635_edited-1.jpg" width="240" /></a></div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HkjhC-Nt678/UWXy5zGUqEI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/8Is-6tTSQlg/s1600/IMG_0627_edited-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HkjhC-Nt678/UWXy5zGUqEI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/8Is-6tTSQlg/s320/IMG_0627_edited-1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-M4KuGRbcT2U/UWXzDli19PI/AAAAAAAAAKU/yjt_Tklfums/s1600/IMG_0637_edited-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-M4KuGRbcT2U/UWXzDli19PI/AAAAAAAAAKU/yjt_Tklfums/s320/IMG_0637_edited-1.jpg" width="240" /></a></div>
</div>
<br />
By Rev. Eric WillackerUniversal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-60442226973919238982012-01-10T13:14:00.000-08:002013-04-10T16:15:16.325-07:00Beautiful Pictures by Rev. Willacker<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R7J_L2n4rCI/UWXx25QTfjI/AAAAAAAAAJg/mSMPeAN5qqU/s1600/IMG_0616_edited-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R7J_L2n4rCI/UWXx25QTfjI/AAAAAAAAAJg/mSMPeAN5qqU/s320/IMG_0616_edited-1.jpg" width="240" /></a></div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YlrGkiTCluA/UWXx70pqdYI/AAAAAAAAAJo/U8sKkQ7pS_8/s1600/IMG_0621_edited-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YlrGkiTCluA/UWXx70pqdYI/AAAAAAAAAJo/U8sKkQ7pS_8/s320/IMG_0621_edited-1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ygkvgbbPKiA/UWXx8-8cWUI/AAAAAAAAAJw/O0s-sJu_NSQ/s1600/IMG_0625_edited-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ygkvgbbPKiA/UWXx8-8cWUI/AAAAAAAAAJw/O0s-sJu_NSQ/s320/IMG_0625_edited-1.jpg" width="320" /> </a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Pictures by Rev. Eric Willacker</div>
Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-19097065429910432972011-10-02T15:31:00.001-07:002013-02-19T16:56:56.683-08:00Performing a WeddingOne of the best ways to feel good is to something to make someone else feel better. On my way to do a wedding!<br />
<br /><div style="text-align: center;">
*******************************</div>
<br />
The <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/" target="_blank">Universal Life Church</a> is a comprehensive online seminary where we have classes in Christianity, Wicca, Paganism, two courses in Metaphysics and much more. I have been a proud member of the ULC for many years as well as starting the Seminary. <br />
<br />
The Universal Life Church offers handfasting ceremonies, funeral training, wedding ceremony training and free minister training. Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-41543863650865893312011-08-23T13:07:00.001-07:002013-02-19T17:04:03.143-08:00Master of Chaplaincy Program by Rev. BowersChaplaincy Program Essay:<br />
A Journey<br />
A Mission<br />
A sacred Covenant<br />
Submitted by Rev. Tommy Bowers<br />
<br />
<br />
Throughout our lives, most of us are nurtured in countless ways. Physically, we care for ourselves through nutrition and exercise. Mentally, we have psychiatrists who prescribe medications for various mental illnesses. However, the spiritual nature of mankind is tragically neglected by most institutions. It is a subject that has become so convoluted and intertwined with the negativity of religion that people dare not touch it. <br />
<br />
I have learned in the course, however, that true spirituality does not necessarily require a specific belief system. Expressing spirituality can range from holding an elderly person’s hand in death, reassuring a child that all will be well just before a surgery, or being the bearer of the sad news to the family of a suddenly deceased loved one. Thus, I have discovered my countless, God-given gifts that could be cultivated and used productively as a chaplain.<br />
<br />
The course has taught me the vast nature of opportunities for a chaplain. I always thought that chaplains were found in churches and that their jobs were limited to hospitals and funeral homes. I have unveiled a new level of knowledge through this course. A chaplaincy can be a paying job, can involve organizations and institutions ranging from counseling, if qualified, to working for a police force. Also, a chaplain can bring comfort through their sincerity and silence while in the presence of grieving individuals and families. Furthermore, I have discovered that a chaplain can bring their credentials to the table when pursuing other occupations such as marriage counseling. The possibilities are endless.<br />
<br />
<br />
One of my greatest God-given assets that will serve my duties of chaplaincy well is my strong sensitivity to others. I can often be around a person and sense that they are struggling. Also, numerous friends and colleagues frequent me for comfort and reassurance during a personal crisis. Often, such needs are met by my being a good listener, which I’ve learned from this course is a valuable asset in itself. To pick up on other’s sensitivities avails me the opportunity for personal reflection and a greater understanding of myself which, in turn, gives me resources to offer another person. To look people directly in the eyes and hear their pain is a trait in which the chaplain need say nothing at times, as people are able to sense when they are being heard and cared about.<br />
<br />
Furthermore, attaining my chaplaincy gives meaning to my ordination. Without a spiritual commitment, I believe that a title is simply just that. I’ve often wondered which comes first, the spirituality or the commitment to spirituality. When I became ordained, I felt blessed but confused. I wasn’t aware of what it meant to have such a spiritual title. I skimmed through the pages of the university, trying to find my way. When I found the section on chaplaincy, I sensed that I had come home. <br />
<br />
Deciding to take this journey into chaplaincy filled me with a sense of spiritual commitment, safety, and joy. At that point, my ordination at last had heartfelt meaning to me. At long last, I found a path leading me to a place where I could help others through God’s gift of compassion offered through me. In doing so, I have learned from this course the importance in one’s continuity of spiritual practice and growth. Although a chaplaincy does not have to be based on a particular religion, spirituality is the driving force and must be nurtured. <br />
<br />
In other cases, religion is an important factor, such as working with a church. On a personal note, I want my chaplaincy to be an all-encompassing, loving spiritual quest in which all things good are honored and respected: One’s beliefs, or lack of, do not minimize their value and thus, all people are entitled to the same love and care given by a chaplain. <br />
<br />
On the other hand, the job of a chaplain is not necessarily one of greeting and hugs from the people in need. It is likely not uncommon for the chaplain to take the brunt of an emotional situation, such as a violent death, through the words of the grieving. That is, the chaplain may be in a position to be the receiver of harsh expressions of grief, and must be able to handle such. Although no one has to tolerate verbal abuse, I believe that a chaplain should renounce the situation, perhaps by using the prayer of St. Francis in setting self aside, bringing understanding, light, and stillness. <br />
<br />
In such cases, I have learned that a chaplain is better off saying nothing than saying too much. Some situations arise in which no words can bring console. Thus, the chaplain must know that sometimes fewer words are better. Perhaps a brief, general but sincere sentiment such as “I will pray for you,” or “I am sorry about your loss. Please call me anytime, day or night, if I can help you in any way. Perhaps give them a business card and offer to pray with them. <br />
<br />
If a chaplain is hired to fulfill a duty within public service, such as the police force, much prudence should be used, as their presence is to help in extenuating circumstances, ranging from crime scenes, accident scenes, and working with police officers in dealing with some of the harsh emotions that are affiliated with their jobs. As this course teaches, police officers are a tight-nit group indeed. It is difficult to break the circular bond that exists among them. The chaplain should respect the parameters but should reassure each officer, collectively or individually, that he or she is available to all officers to assist them in any way possible. <br />
<br />
At last, my duty as a chaplain will be in a potential (not frequently) controversial area: That is the niche of paranormal investigations. Having been a member of such an organization for over a year, I have seen a great need arise among investigators. Spiritual advisors and prayers for safety and protection are all too often thrown aside, simply because the availability of such a person is nebulous. Also, many homes need blessing and deliverance prayers with a possible clergyman, or through the guidance of such. <br />
<br />
Depending upon the type of case, the [http://ping.fm/A9IWa chaplain] is likely to have the authority to perform the house blessing and prayer without another clergy member present. Such a case would be a cleansing ritual to reinforce the purity of the home. The course has emphasized. However, a few paranormal cases would need the absolute assistant of a more experienced clergy person (in the case of demonic hauntings, assuming that such is within the chaplain’s belief system). This decision is usually made by the team leader of such groups. The best and safest rule is that the chaplain consult a higher clergyman before conducting any rituals whatsoever. The main duty of the chaplain is to oversee the spirituality of the team and to assure their safety.<br />
<br />
Most importantly, the families that have been plagued by paranormal happenings have much tumult and chaos among them. The chaplains duty is by far greater after an investigation than during. All too often, investigators make their appearance, collect their data, take photos videos, tell the family of the findings, and leave with no explanation on follow-up or specific instructions on who to call on for spiritual guidance. In such cases, I believe that the chaplain should follow up with the families on a regular basis, offer appropriate spiritual help within the family, such as prayer and counseling (if the chaplain is trained to do so). <br />
<br />
Some examples of appropriate actions would be to participate in guiding the family in prayer, inquiring about any further happenings, and immediately contact the group should that be the case. I realize that this area is not emphasized directly in the course, but it is a deprived need that I have noticed and have attempted to remedy with much success. Ephesians contains information about what would be considered paranormal, and could be used as a reference, in some cases, for the family.<br />
<br />
Furthermore, spiritual warfare is extremely important and highly underemphasized whenever a team of investigators enter a dwelling. First of all, I believe that I have a spiritual obligation to my team of investigators. Having much training in this area, I emphasize the right and wrongs involved in investigating. As a chaplain, I must drive home the fact that we are not attempting to play with, challenge, or replace our faith through the paranormal. Biblically, these presences are validated, but one must also be very cautious in how far they stretch these endorsements. Also, as a ministry, I could assist my group in techniques that I am already familiar with such as various methods of meditation and pointers for prayer. <br />
<br />
A fine line exists in which a vulnerable person could become overly obsessed, too weak from illness or mental problems to participate. I have learned the importance of the duty of having a discerning eye and a protective heart over my team. Also, the crucial nature of “armoring up” spiritually can be taught to help my members in their safety. As the ULC course emphasizes, my spirituality as a chaplain is of utmost importance as I must have it in order to give it. Also, the importance of developing a sacred place for spiritual growth, although I will not necessarily have a ministry, is vital for my team and anyone who else who wants to participate for the aforementioned reasons.<br />
<br />
<br />
My wishes are to assist my team members, as well as any others who express a need, to discover their relationship with God. I’ve discovered through the teachings of this course that my understanding of God is vast (not narrow and exclusive) and that He is available to all of us in a way that we can understand. I’ve found this through reading the various scenarios presented in the midst of the lessons and asked myself in each case, “What, exactly, am I referring these people to when I give them the needed reassurance? Who am I referring to when I speak of the Almighty?” It was then that I discovered that my understanding of a loving God stemmed from an essential belief system which allows me to relate to Him.<br />
<br />
This course, I believe, is not an ending but a catalyst in a whole new beginning. A title alone is simply that. The course clarifies the vague ideas that many have of a chaplaincy. It can be difficult, complex, demoralizing perhaps, and frustrating. Yet, the Almighty has called on a measure of his children to take on the humble duty of serving others in this special way where words, or lack of, may count in tough situations. The course has deemed itself beyond invaluable in explaining detailed scenarios that a chaplain might be faced with. Although I admit, I slacked on a few of the lessons, I’ve learned that we are here to commence, not to be perfect. <br />
<br />
My beliefs are strongly centered around the idea that only two forces are at play in our consciousness, and every thought, action, idea or attitude is based on one of these traits: That is love and fear. Being on a loving path, I view the course as a stepping stone to a higher level of love and service. I would recommend that anyone who is truly dedicated to loving thoughts, actions, beliefs, and thanksgiving pursue this course as a means of learning the specifics and logistics of a chaplaincy. In fact, I am going to strongly recommend that two of my valuable team members pursue this course for their own growth and gift-giving abilities.<br />
<br />
<br />Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-81079830561571924422011-07-01T09:02:00.000-07:002013-02-19T17:23:21.260-08:00Universal Life Church - A Marine<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;">
<div style="text-align: center;">
<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><img src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/video_object.png" style="background-color: #b2b2b2; " class="BLOGGER-object-element tr_noresize tr_placeholder" id="ieooui" data-original-id="ieooui" /> <style>st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) }</style> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0pt 5.4pt 0pt 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0pt; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;}</style> <![endif]--> <br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: small;">God's Busy <br /><br />0AIf you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! <br /><br />A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.. <br />He had completed missions in Iraq and <br />Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and <br />a member of the ACLU. <br /> <br /><br />One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to the <br />ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are<br />real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 <br />minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. <br />You could hear a pin drop. </span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div>
<span style="font-size: small;">Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">waiting.' It got down to the last couple<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and <span style="font-size: small;"></span>cold-cocked him, knocking him off th<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b>e </b></i></span></span>platform. The professor was out<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>cold. </span><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: small;">The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, <span style="font-size: small;"></span>looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?' </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: small;">The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting American soldiers </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">who are protecting your right to say<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><br /> <br /></span> </div>
</div>
</div>
Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-83679983896273266832011-06-03T11:32:00.000-07:002011-06-03T11:32:00.183-07:00Universal Life Church<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #660066;">The Farmer's <a href="" name="Donkey">Donkey</a>....</span><span style="color: blue;"><br /><br />One day a farmer's donkey fell into an abandoned well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was too old and the well needed to be covered up anyway; so it just wasn't worth it to him to try to retrieve the donkey.<br /> </span></span></span> <br /><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: blue;">He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. Realizing what was happening, the donkey at first cried and wailed horribly.<br /><br />Then, a few shovel-fulls later, he quieted down completely. The farmer peered down into the well, and was astounded by what he saw. With every shovel-full of dirt that hit his back, the donkey would shake it off and take a step up on the new layer of dirt.<br /> </span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: blue;">As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off, to the shock and astonishment of everyone.<br /> </span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: purple;">The Moral: </span><span style="color: blue;">Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to stop wailing, and not let the dirt bury you, but to shake it off and take a step up. Each one of our troubles is a stepping-stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.<br /><br /> </span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: green;"> Remember the five simple rules to be happy: </span></span></span></div><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: New Times Roman;"> <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: blue;">Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.<br /><br />By the way, after he calmed down, the donkey kicked the crap out of the farmer who tried to bury him, which brings us to the second moral of this story: </span> <span style="color: purple;">When you try to cover your ass, you will always get your ass kicked.</span></span></span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: small;">*******************************</span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">Universal Life Church</a> is a comprehensive <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/seminaryProgram.php">online seminary</a> where we have various classes in <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/christianstudies.php">Christianity</a>, one on <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/wicca.php">Wicca</a>, along with several <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/paganism.php">Pagan</a> courses, more than a few courses about <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/spiritquest.php">Metaphysics</a> with more being added regularly. </span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ordination with the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">Universal Life Church</a>, is free, legal and lasts for life, so please take advantage of our <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/ordination.php">Free Online Ordination</a>. </span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/chaplaincy.php">ULC</a>, run by Rev. Long, has created a <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/chaplaincyprogram.php">chaplaincy</a> program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/store">minister supplies</a>. I've been ordained with the </span><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.ulcseminary.net/">Universal Life Church</a> for many years and am proud to have started the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/seminaryProgram.php">Seminary</a>.</span> </div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Try our new free toolbar at: <a href="http://ulcseminary.ourtoolbar.com/">ULC Toolbar</a></span></div></div><span style="font-size: small;"> </span>Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-38252320120097855432011-05-27T11:26:00.000-07:002011-05-27T11:26:00.544-07:00Universal Life Church<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: blue;"> There once was a little girl who had a bad temper. Her mother gave her a bag of nails and told her that every time she lost her temper, she must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.<br /><br />The first day the girl had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as she learned to control her anger, the<br />number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. She discovered it was easier to hold her temper than to drive those nails into the fence.<br /><br />Finally the day came when the girl didn't lose her temper at all. She told her mother about it and the mother suggested that<br />the girl now pull out one nail for each day that she was able to hold her temper. The day passed and the young girl was finally able to tell her mother that all the nails were gone.<br /><br />The mother took her daughter by the hand and led her to the fence. She said, "You have done well, my daughter, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one." You can put a knife in a person and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.</span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">*******************************</span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">The <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">Universal Life Church</a> is a comprehensive <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/seminaryProgram.php">online seminary</a> where we have various classes in <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/christianstudies.php">Christianity</a>, one on <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/wicca.php">Wicca</a>, along with several <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/paganism.php">Pagan</a> courses, more than a few courses about <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/spiritquest.php">Metaphysics</a> with more being added regularly. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">Ordination with the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">Universal Life Church</a>, is free, legal and lasts for life, so please take advantage of our <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/ordination.php">Free Online Ordination</a>. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">The <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/chaplaincy.php">ULC</a>, run by Rev. Long, has created a <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/chaplaincyprogram.php">chaplaincy</a> program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/store">minister supplies</a>. I've been ordained with the </span><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.ulcseminary.net/">Universal Life Church</a> for many years and am proud to have started the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/seminaryProgram.php">Seminary</a>.</span> </div><div><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">Try our new free toolbar at: <a href="http://ulcseminary.ourtoolbar.com/">ULC Toolbar</a></span></div></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div>Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-68393859078683379482011-05-23T11:24:00.001-07:002011-05-23T11:24:17.242-07:00All About Being A ChaplainThis article discusses the current trends in the realm of chaplaincy. It discusses what chaplains do, the reasons they do what they do, and the great need in our communities for this one-of-a-kind type of clergy. The article further talks about the changes in our communities and the way that alters the spiritual requirements of the various religious and spiritual groups in our midst.<br /><br />I once accepted a new job, located in a distant town. My wife had to remain behind to get our home ready for sale, while I forged on to find a rental in the new town, 120 miles away. I was given the name of a landlord to speak with. As soon as I met with the landlord, I noticed something unusual about her. I just had to ask, “Are you involved with a ministry?” As it happened, she was an ordained minister who held services every Sunday for those campers who frequented the campground she owned. She became my first exposure to what a chaplain was.<br /> <br />Perhaps you have experienced something like that yourself. Some people stand out to you as different. Hard to pin point exactly what the difference is. Something inside of you, your spirit, already knew the answer. You likely felt the Divine Mark upon that person.<br /> <br />Chaplaincy is always evolving. It has always been a creative response to ever-changing conditions. As people change, so does the work of the chaplaincy. Individuals continue on in their lives doing what they need to get by. Folks will experience times in their lives when they leave home, go traveling, finish their education, settle down for a period of time, perhaps endure an extended illness. A career choice might limit a person’s ability to worship with a community on a consistent basis. This is a place that chaplains are able to fill a void. A few types of places in which chaplains may likely be found:<br /> <br />Ski and holiday resorts.<br /> <br />Emergency response teams.<br /> <br />Apartment complexes.<br /> <br />Airports.<br /> <br />Cruise ships.<br /> <br />Hospice centers.<br /> <br />In the United States, the majority of chaplains come from the Christian faith groups. During the 1st part of the 20th century, the military only recognized 3 religious groups as chaplains: Catholic, Protestant and Jew. Unitarian chaplains slipped through under the Protestant label. The military has since widened their standards to include Wiccans or Muslims as well. Hospitals and hospice centers have also followed suit.<br /> <br />Having pastors, serving as chaplains, making themselves available to businesses and/or schools is another increasing trend. School shootings as well as other problems have opened up these opportunities. To learn about how to start a new church, I once went with a mission team to Baltimore, MD. As part of the program, we had been given a bus tour of Baltimore by the Baltimore Police dept.. Driving by the school, we had been told the Baltimore school district was requesting help from ministers and clergy to assist on the campuses, working as chaplains. They had determined that the presence and counsel of chaplains dramatically reduced school violence.<br /> <br />Change continues to be an inevitable part of life. Modernism has been replaced by a group termed “post-modernism.” More and more communities are becoming a mixing bowl of cultures and religions. Throughout my childhood, I noticed that individuals tended to gather in communities based upon common income, culture, and background. There was generally 1 dominant religion. Within the community I now live in, 50 years ago that county was 80 percent Roman Catholic, 10 percent Episcopalian, with the remainder consisting of Protestant, Jewish, or no religion. In last check, the area is about half Catholic, with the rest consisting of Protestant, Jewish, Unitarian, Christian Science, Mormon, Jehovah’s Witness and a host of New Age groups.<br /> <br />As you will be able to see, chaplains today become faced with many more belief systems to deal with. Today’s chaplain must possess a lot of religious or spiritual tolerance. Or the chaplain has to be far more knowledgeable of other religions as well. The ULC Seminary offers an excellent class on Comparative Religion, which will help you be ready. Knowing where other people are coming from has been essential if you ever wish to converse intelligently with them or minister to them. Authors Naomi Paget and Janet McCormack have this to say about it:<br /> <br />The need is great.<br /> <br />There are hurting people everywhere. Belonging to any hospital, there are lonely individuals, sick or dying, who need to be comforted. There are individuals, living in communities, who work non-standard shifts or miss sharing fellowship with others from the same faith. Professionals like police or firefighters need someone occasionally, to pray with and to seek help in understanding whenever evil raises its ugly head.<br /> <br />Chaplains may be there for just such folks. This unique clergy is still viewed as the “keeper of the sacred” for those who're unconnected to a religious congregation. A prayer, a few words of advice, a simple ritual, or the touch of a caring hand does much for people who are alone, without friends, or afraid.<br /> <br />A chaplain keeps the sacred by ministering to other people. As the universal consciousness has given existence, we go and care for that existence. The Supreme Being – The Universe – All that is Divine, honors and accepts a ministry from the heart. It truly is ‘Divine Glory’ defined. For more information about becoming a chaplain, visit the ULC Seminary’s Chaplaincy Program.<br /><br />This is an excerpt from the Universal Life Church Seminary’s <a href=" http://ping.fm/iyekW">Chaplaincy Studies</a> program, authored by Rev. Daniel Moore.<br /> <br />If you desire to learn about how to <a href="http://ping.fm/5Bqsu">become a chaplain</a>, this is a phenomenal course, showing you the things that are expected of you as a chaplain and how best to give counsel to those of different backgrounds.Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-30837786991279652312011-05-22T00:49:00.001-07:002011-05-22T00:49:09.552-07:00"The Road to Improvement is Always Under Construction"Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-54107676370524751052011-05-20T09:34:00.000-07:002011-05-20T09:34:00.574-07:00Universal Life Church<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"> In March of 1976, I became ordained through the Church of Gospel Ministry Inc., Chula Vista CA., In October of 1979, I left Maine for parts unknown. In my travels I finally decided to go to the Main Church Headquarters in Chula Vista. Fully knowing I didn't have enough money to get far, but I had faith that the Lord would take care of me. I left Maine with $50.00 in my pocket. Needless to say $50.00 didn't get me too far. I got as far as Youngstown Ohio on my $50.00. I had a good local minister who told me if I needed money to call him collect he'd wire me money. He wired me money but he told me I had to come home with the money. Needless to say, I agreed, but reluctantly had other plans. Upon arrival in Youngstown I was completely out of money, and was scared to death not knowing what I was going to do. I went to the local Salvation Army in Youngstown, they offered me food to eat but that wasn't gonna help me. I needed monetary help not food. I was scared and I prayed alot and cried alot too. Finally I looked in the local telephone directory and came across a ministers name that I had no Idea whatsoever that he'd help but he did. He came to the place where I was and met me. First off he proceeded to take me to the local gas station and fill my car with gas and oil. He then had me proceed to follow him across town, he said the church has an account across town, follow me there. I followed him, we pulled into a Best Western Motel, he said wait here, he then came out and passed me the daily paper. He asked me "are you hungry"? I did not know him and he did not know me either, across the motel parking lot there was a resturant he took me there and ordered me dinner. When I was about 1/2 way done my dinner, he said I have to go, my first thought was oh no am I going to jail? I asked him who was going to pay my bill? He said your bill is taken care of as is your room at the motel too and you will stay here as our guest untill Monday. On Sunday morning I proceeded to go to his Church Service. His congregation was so large they had to have Church in a local auditorium not in a church building. At that curch service, he explained to the congregation how he helped a young man in need, and put me up at a motel at the churches expence, and explained the reason I was going to California in the first place. I had faith that the Lord was going to take care of me and he did. That Faithful Sunday morning, the pastor told the congregation what was happening, people started coming fourth with monetary contributions for me to continue on my journey. They contributed exactly enough finances to get me to my destination in California.<br /><br /></span> <br /><div> <div><span style="font-size: small;">Dr. Bruce Wotton,D.D.</span></div></div><br /><span style="font-size: small;">*******************************</span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">Universal Life Church</a> is a comprehensive <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/seminaryProgram.php">online seminary</a> where we have various classes in <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/christianstudies.php">Christianity</a>, one on <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/wicca.php">Wicca</a>, along with several <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/paganism.php">Pagan</a> courses, more than a few courses about <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/spiritquest.php">Metaphysics</a> with more being added regularly. </span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ordination with the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">Universal Life Church</a>, is free, legal and lasts for life, so please take advantage of our <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/ordination.php">Free Online Ordination</a>. </span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/chaplaincy.php">ULC</a>, run by Rev. Long, has created a <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/chaplaincyprogram.php">chaplaincy</a> program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/store">minister supplies</a>. I've been ordained with the </span><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.ulcseminary.net/">Universal Life Church</a> for many years and am proud to have started the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/seminaryProgram.php">Seminary</a>.</span> </div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Try our new free toolbar at: <a href="http://ulcseminary.ourtoolbar.com/">ULC Toolbar</a></span></div></div><span style="font-size: small;"> </span>Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-46572038749335417812011-05-17T09:40:00.001-07:002011-05-17T09:40:00.251-07:00Kind Words<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;">I just wanted to tell you that I really appreciate the way you write. There is a certain honesty (humility, humor) about the e-mail I received from you today that one doesn’t often get in “official” communications. Just thought I’d let you know!</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;">-Julie</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"> <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">Universal Life Church </a></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ordination with the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.net/" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1245253952_0">Universal Life Church</span></a>, is free, and lasts for life, so use the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/ordination.php" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1245253952_1">Free Online Ordination,</span></a> button.We also offer many <a href="http://www.weddingwordsandmore.com/">free wedding ceremonies</a> for your use. We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"> </span></div>Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-23414508839425185212011-05-13T08:47:00.000-07:002011-05-13T10:53:58.729-07:00Universal Life Church<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span id="yiv143617562role_document" style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial;"><div><table id="yiv143617562betterb"><tbody><tr><td class="yiv143617562blacktextnb10" style="word-wrap: break-word;">Saying Grace In A Restaurant<br />Last week, I took my children to a restaurant.<br /><br />My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace.<br /><br />As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!"<br /><br />Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman<br />remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"<br /><br />Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is<br />God mad at me?"<br /><br />As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.<br /><br />He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."<br /><br />"Really?" my son asked.<br /><br />"Cross my heart," the man replied.<br /><br />Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."<br /><br />Naturally, I bought my kids ice cream at the end of the meal. My son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life.<br /><br />He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes; and my soul is good already."<br /><br /><br /><br />I love this story!<br />Please keep it moving.<br />Sometimes, we all need some ice cream.<br /><br />I hope God sends you some Ice Cream today!</td></tr></tbody></table></div></span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size: small;">*******************************</span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">Universal Life Church</a> is a comprehensive <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/seminaryProgram.php">online seminary</a> where we have various classes in <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/christianstudies.php">Christianity</a>, one on <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/wicca.php">Wicca</a>, along with several <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/paganism.php">Pagan</a> courses, more than a few courses about <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/spiritquest.php">Metaphysics</a> with more being added regularly. </span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ordination with the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">Universal Life Church</a>, is free, legal and lasts for life, so please take advantage of our <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/ordination.php">Free Online Ordination</a>. </span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/chaplaincy.php">ULC</a>, run by Rev. Long, has created a <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/chaplaincyprogram.php">chaplaincy</a> program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/store">minister supplies</a>. I've been ordained with the </span><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.ulcseminary.net/">Universal Life Church</a> for many years and am proud to have started the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/seminaryProgram.php">Seminary</a>.</span> </div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Try our new free toolbar at: <a href="http://ulcseminary.ourtoolbar.com/">ULC Toolbar</a></span></div></div><span style="font-size: small;"> </span>Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-9971788465663050632011-05-10T06:48:00.001-07:002013-02-19T17:31:56.754-08:00Kind Words<div>
<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">Amy,</span></div>
<div>
</div>
<div>
<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">You are such a blessing to the ministry and to all of us. I thank God for your help and assistance.</span></div>
<div>
<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">May you have sunshine of hope each and every day.</span></div>
<div>
</div>
<div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Dorothy </span><br />
<br />
<div>
<br /></div>
<br /><br />
<br />
<br /></div>
Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-59214615457704767772011-05-08T22:30:00.001-07:002013-02-19T17:32:26.849-08:00Online Ordination - becoming ordainedPeople generally become ordained for three reasons:<br />
<br />
To perform the legal function of officiating at someone's wedding,<br />
To further their own spiritual or religious goals or,<br />
As a lark.<br />
<br />
ULC - Universal Life ChurchOnline OrdinationIt is our hope that you will take your ordination seriously, as it is a serious rite.<br />
<br />
There is much talk about the term 'Instant Online Ordination.' Technically, your ordination is not happening online. The internet is merely a conduit for your application for ordination through the Universal Life Church. When you complete this form, your request for ordination is sent to headquarters in Modesto, CA to be processed and recorded by hand. It is at this time that you will officially become a minister. Congratulations and welcome!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
• If you ordain someone else, get that person's express permission first.<br />
• Please check for correct spelling and capitalization and that the email address is correct.<br />
<br />
Upon becoming a new minister, you will begin to receive our free monthly newsletter, containing useful ministerial information, monthly specials, and a free ceremony sample. You will also be sent special announcements, breaking news about the ULC and much more.<br />
<br />
Within 5-10 minutes after your ordination, you will receive an email message. It's usually immediate and it will be the same message that pops up in the window. Please save this email, in the event that your request for ordination through the Universal Life Church is lost in cyberspace. If you order a credential immediately following your ordination, you will need that email and/or the pop-up email, to verify your ordination with headquarters. Since all of the ordinations are recorded by hand, this may take some time.<br />
<br />
Your ordination is for life. You are still ordained whether you have moved, married or lost your credential. If any of these are the case, contact amy@ulcseminary.org to update your information and to find out how to get a new credential. <br />
<br />
<br />Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-30855358340086531672011-05-05T11:05:00.001-07:002011-05-05T11:05:00.640-07:00Kind Words<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Hello and Namaste Amy,<br /><br />As always, good timing. I mostly dance to the beat of the drum I hear in<br />my heart but every now and then I forget. Thank you for the reminder and<br />the Divine guidance that comes to me through you.<br /><br />Love and hugs,<br /><br />Rose</span></div><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Universal Life Church </a></span><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ordination with the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.net/" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1245253952_0">Universal Life Church</span></a>, is free, and lasts for life, so use the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/ordination.php" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1245253952_1">Free Online Ordination,</span></a> button.We also offer many <a href="http://www.weddingwordsandmore.com/">free wedding ceremonies</a> for your use. We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.</span></span><span style="font-size: small;"> </span>Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-42498967773378444722011-05-01T14:14:00.001-07:002011-05-01T14:14:00.146-07:00Kind Words<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Thanks Amy,<br />your words are like a warm ray of sunshine on a cold day.<br /><br />Sherri<br />Hugs</div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ordination with the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.net/" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1245253952_0">Universal Life Church</span></a>, is free, and lasts for life, so use the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/ordination.php" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1245253952_1">Free Online Ordination,</span></a> button.We also offer many <a href="http://www.weddingwordsandmore.com/">free wedding ceremonies</a> for your use. We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.</span></span></div>Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-50255944061767993932011-04-29T13:42:00.000-07:002013-02-19T17:30:13.883-08:00Universal Life Church - Pastor and his wife<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;">
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;">I had to share this...<br /><br />Beautiful story.... makes you understand that things happen for a reason!</span> </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: small;">The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn, arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span>20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span>and not knowing what else to do but postpone the Christmas Eve service, headed home. On the way he noticed that a local business was having a flea market type sale for charity so he stopped in. One of the items was a beautiful,</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span>handmade, ivory colored, crocheted tablecloth with exquisite work, fine colors and a Cross embroidered right in the center. It was just the right size to cover up the hole in the front wall. He bought it and headed back to the church. By this time it had started to snow. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;">An older woman running from the opposite direction was trying to catch the bus. She missed it. The pastor invited her to wait in the warm church for the next bus 45 minutes later. She sat in a pew and paid no attention to the pastor while he got a ladder, hangers, etc., to put up the tablecloth as a wall tapestry. The pastor could hardly believe how beautiful it looked and it covered up the entire problem area. Then he noticed the woman walking down the center aisle. Her face was like a sheet. "Pastor," she asked, "where did you get that tablecloth?" The pastor explained. The woman asked him to check the lower right corner to see if the initials, EBG were crocheted</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span>into it there. They were. These were the initials of the woman, and she had made this tablecloth 35 years before, in Austria. The woman could hardly believe it as the pastor told how he had just gotten the tablecloth. The woman explained that before the war she and her husband were well-to-do people in Austria. When the Nazis came, she was forced to leave. Her husband was going to follow her the next week. He was captured, sent to prison and never saw her husband or her home again. The pastor wanted to give her the tablecloth, but she made the pastor keep it for the church. The pastor insisted on driving her home; that was the least he could do. She lived on the other side of Staten Island and was only in Brooklyn for the day for a housecleaning job. What a wonderful service they had on Christmas Eve. The church was almost full. The music and the spirit were great. At the end of the service, the pastor and his wife greeted everyone at the door and many said that they would return. One older man, whom the pastor recognized from the neighborhood continued to sit in one of the pews and stare, and the pastor wondered why he wasn't leaving. The man asked him where he got the tablecloth on the front wall because it was identical to one that his wife had made years ago when they lived in Austria before the war and how could there be two tablecloths so much alike. He told the pastor how the Nazis came, how he forced his wife to flee for her safety and he was</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span>supposed to follow her, but he was arrested and put in a prison. He never saw his wife or his home again all the 35 years in between. The pastor asked him if he would allow him to take him for a little ride. They drove to Staten Island and to the same house where the pastor had taken the woman three days earlier.</span><br />
<br /><span style="font-size: small;">He helped the man climb the three flights of stairs to the woman's apartment, knocked on the door and he saw the greatest Christmas reunion he could ever imagine. True Story - submitted by Pastor Rob Reid Who says God does not work in mysterious ways. I asked the Lord to bless you as I prayed for you today, to guide you and protect you as you go along your way. His love is always with you, His promises are true, and when we give Him all our cares you know He will see us through. So when the road you're traveling on seems difficult at best. Just remember I'm here praying and God will do the rest. When there is nothing left but God; that is when</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span>you find out that God is all you need. </span></div>
<br /></div>
</div>
Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-77725401095968049852011-04-27T09:35:00.001-07:002011-04-27T09:35:00.432-07:00Kind Words<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/ordination.php">Universal Life Church</a></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Thank you for inquiring about my course participation. I have one pending for several weeks, now. I sincerely want to complete it soon. The sample courses and other emails you send are thoroughly enjoyed and educational. They provide me an avenue of choice for future course selections. Much appreciated. My next course would be either a spirituality course or one that teaches about multiple religions.<br /><br />Currently, I'm exploring a new path of spiritual assistance: Chaplain of Pets. This would be ground-breaking in my local area. My application is being reviewed this week. Should I start and succeed with providing spiritual services to pets and their owners, I will be happy to send a picture and quote. Meanwhile, I have ordained one person, and another one is interested in being ordained through <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">ULC</a>. There may be a third person, also. In God's name, I do what is right.</div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lorraine<br /><br /><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ordination with the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.net/" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1245253952_0">Universal Life Church</span></a>, is free, and lasts for life, so use the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/ordination.php" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1245253952_1">Free Online Ordination,</span></a> button.We also offer many <a href="http://www.weddingwordsandmore.com/">free wedding ceremonies</a> for your use. We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"> </span></div>Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-15382468814475805972011-04-24T11:41:00.000-07:002011-04-24T11:41:00.213-07:00Universal Life Church<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">Testimony of Rev. Rickey Todd Phillips.</span> <br /><div class="yiv2071055412MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"></div><div class="yiv2071055412MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">I was a drunk and I could not stop. I got so bad I would pass out in my chair and wet my paints. I drank every day. I tried to stop; I even tried A.A. to no avail. It was one week until my daughter was born. I knew I had no where to turn. Then I went to church. I met a minister named Milt Mitchner, (Assemblies’of God). I looked at him with tears in my eyes and said, “I want what you have and you are going to help me get it.” Well I started church and attended bible studies and then God drew me to the Salvation Army. I moved up the ranks to Corps Sergeant Major, the highest local office of the non-commissioned officers. I preached and my wife and I ran the church and food bank while the officers were away. I also was a guest speaker at another Salvation Army. My wife’s health was bad so we moved to Boise , Idaho . They had better health care then they did in Alaska . I was a meat cutter for Albertsons and they did not let me have Sundays off. Well I was not in the word and went a little haywire. Then we moved to Reno because my wife’s mother was sick and I still worked for Albertsons as a meat cutter. Six years later I hold a diploma from The Voice of Prophecy “Discover Bible Course” -- A diploma from The Voice of Prophecy “Focus on Prophecy Bible Course”—“Pastoral Diploma” from The Cathedral University. I was ordained by the Universal Life Church on Jan. 23, 2007. And now I was promoted to meat manager. God is Faithful Amen !!! Jesus is my belief system. When the Son sets you free you are free indeed!!!</span></div><br /><span style="font-size: small;">*******************************</span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">The <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">Universal Life Church</a> is a comprehensive <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/seminaryProgram.php">online seminary</a> where we have various classes in <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/christianstudies.php">Christianity</a>, one on <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/wicca.php">Wicca</a>, along with several <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/paganism.php">Pagan</a> courses, more than a few courses about <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/spiritquest.php">Metaphysics</a> with more being added regularly. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">Ordination with the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">Universal Life Church</a>, is free, legal and lasts for life, so please take advantage of our <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/ordination.php">Free Online Ordination</a>. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">The <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/chaplaincy.php">ULC</a>, run by Rev. Long, has created a <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/chaplaincyprogram.php">chaplaincy</a> program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/store">minister supplies</a>. I've been ordained with the </span><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.ulcseminary.net/">Universal Life Church</a> for many years and am proud to have started the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/seminaryProgram.php">Seminary</a>.</span> </div><div><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">Try our new free toolbar at: <a href="http://ulcseminary.ourtoolbar.com/">ULC Toolbar</a></span></div></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div>Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4747713199384726858.post-4512044910491546402011-04-22T06:08:00.001-07:002011-04-22T06:08:00.183-07:00Kind Words<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Amy,<br />This was sent to me a few days ago. While I have been going through some spiritual turmoil. But I have stuck to my own thoughts, I had people telling me that I was wrong, however I knew that I was not. I trusted what I felt inside. Today after work, I had a meeting with two of my friends and we hashed everything out. By trusting in myself and my feelings, things were worked out to the highest good. I just sat down and read this email. :o) Tiny blessings <img alt="Red rose" height="19" src="http://gfx2.hotmail.com/mail/w4/m3/ltr/emo/ids_emoticon_rose.gif" style="border-style: none; vertical-align: text-bottom;" title="Red rose" width="19" /><br />Thank you so much!<br />In love and light<br />Julie</div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/">Universal Life Church </a><br /><br /><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Ordination with the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.net/" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1245253952_0">Universal Life Church</span></a>, is free, and lasts for life, so use the <a href="http://www.ulcseminary.org/ordination.php" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1245253952_1">Free Online Ordination,</span></a> button.We also offer many <a href="http://www.weddingwordsandmore.com/">free wedding ceremonies</a> for your use. We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.</span></span></div>Universal Life Churchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12027734625283484854noreply@blogger.com0